She Banshee ep 2. a to z of what to do

From tariffs to procreation to Victoria Line to pesto to T-Pain to xenosauridae.

At this point I’m not so sure about my choices regarding the Banshee, so for now here are the A to Z of what to about the Banshee;

A. An apple for the Banshee to bite into to muffle the screams, but also to tackle the quickly depleting calories.

B. Brave the upcoming tariffs and post soundproof tiles, a soundproof tent for a soundproof dungeon set-up.

C. Catholicism – Given what’s happening for the said religion, introduce the pair to it and point out that strictly speaking they have to wed to copulate which for the Banshee would be a great filter to tell how committed her man mate is. This risks sad wails from the Banshee but at least it would be elsewhere. Or if the marriage is successful, the procreation would require a bigger abode ideally with no wall-sharing neighbours thereby both the lonesome man and the Banshee actress would be long gone.

D. Doll – this might be counterproductive, but create a voodoo doll of the Banshee and give lozenges to it. It is a human thing to show empathy by tending to another’s likely irritated throat.

E. Exorcise the Banshee and help her transform into a human being.

F. F*ck movement – Start a radical take on “Make love, not war” by encouraging everyone in the vicinity to have sex (all inclusive from solo to orgy) as loud as they can (think Victoria line) thus normalising the Banshee’s persistence on screaming throughout.

G. Give birth to a baby to do a battle of decibels when I know that the baby and I would certainly win.

H. Hire a choir to join her in her screams and create harmony.

I. Invite willing audience to applaud and appreciate after every performance.